It moves down between your legs. Physical : Spell takes physical form of free-willed elemental and cannot be controlled by caster. Pinocchio : You grow a 10 in long red nose, permanent. Belch of Efreeti : The target belches a 30-foot-long cone of fire. Beer : You turn out to be holding a beer glass, filled to the tip rather than whatever it was you had. Flattened : Target is flattened for 10 melees.
Death if no one gets your insides back where they belong, otherwise coma 179. Eureka : You realize what's wrong with this spell and from now on it is never unstable. If you are female a nasty little snake bites you for 1 point of damage, but luckily no poison. May be removed by a remove curse. Ribbit : The person on your right grows a pair of frog's legs, permanently, unless they make a save of 14 vs. Everybody has to reroll initiative afterwards. The flame is actually an Illusion and can be detected as such.
Sneer : The caster's upper lip curls into a sneer. Toad : You become a toad for 3d6 melees. Ghostly : The caster becomes slightly translucent. Knees : A randomly chosen person near the caster has their knees reversed to bend the other way. If caster is not near water they will suffocate in 3 minutes.
Animate Plants : All plants within 30 feet try to kill you for 1d6 minutes. May be removed by a remove curse. Extinguish Fire : All normal fires within 60' of the caster are extinguished. You get one spell 3 levels higher, also random, and also unstable. The affected people get a save vs magic of 14 or higher.
Toke : Something smells peaceful here. Invisible : A random person within 100 yards of you becomes invisible. Goblin : A hard-core goblin child attacks you from behind with a crude cudgel; he will flee if he suffers any damage. Specter : A raving specter starts terrorizing you and your party. Inanimate objects animate for the duration.
Kansas : An enormous tornado picks up caster and her associates and takes them to Kansas or some other boring, flat, corn filled spot on the same plane. All who see this feel the heat of the Fireball but the caster is unharmed. Bees : You're attack by a whole nest of wild bees. Pilgrims : A group of wandering pilgrims 3d6 mistakes you for a saint and starts harassing you with prayers, offerings and submission. Twitchy : The caster becomes incapable of standing still for the next 10 minutes. Death : Death himself comes to claim you. Unless properly treated you'll die within 3 weeks.
Lightning : Lightning strikes the tallest person in your vicinity, it might even strike you. It may easily be removed. The growth is permanent, unless cut. Aura of Warmth : The target becomes noticeably warm to the touch. Chain : Caster chained to ground; tensile strength of chains is 3000 lbs. The creatures will kill all living beings that get in their way.
Shatter : All non-magical glass or crystal within 30 feet of caster shatters. Evaporation or splashing will do 1d20 hp dam. This is very painful and will cause blindness. Darkness : You find yourself in a black small room. Lycanthrophy : From this day on you can't remember anything from certain full-moon nights since you suffer from Lycanthrophy.
For 10 minutes creatures with scent always know the exact location of the target, provided they are within 20 feet. Constant Alert : The caster needs no sleep for 1d4 days. There are literally hundreds of ways the Random Word Generator can be used. Hiccups : The target hiccups uncontrollably for the next hour. This lasts for 1 hour.